MY B-Day Party Is 2Morrow (tues nov 13) You COMING?

11.12.07 (1:43 pm)   [edit]
If you are in the Sac/ Stockton area, dinner is at 6PM at: Spaghetti Factory on J ST in Sac. Go to google, click on maps, type SPAGHETTI FACTORY under "What", and 95691 under "Where", click on 1910 J St. Just ask for the WILLIAMS party. BTW, everyone pays for their OWN way!!! limited parking there, so you might have to park in the parking garages around there: BRING CHANGE FOR PARKING, Just in case!

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11.10.07 (8:34 pm)   [edit]
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You Have GOT 2 Be KIDDING Me? Don't You Have ANYTHING Better 2 Do Than HARRASS Me???

11.09.07 (7:38 am)   [edit]
Oooooh! I am so friggen' mad right now! I am good friend's with an ex-boyfriend of mine. The very first boyfriend I ever had actually. His name is TJ. His brother got drunk about 6 months ago and started text messaging me from TJ's phone, pretending to be TJ, and talking a whole bunch of shit. At least, when I talked to TJ the next day, he SAID it was his brother and I dunno, I guess I was inclined to believe him, since we are friends. Anyways, I forgot about the whole incident, and about a month or so ago, I added his brother as a friend on Myspace. He has done nothing but harrass me since then, and I am going to delete him. That WOULD HAVE been the end of that, but all the sudden, I go to TJ's myspace profile to wish him a happy birthday and I see this comment on his page from his brother: "for the record, Sherry pisses me off. I want to shoot laser beams at her head, but i'm afraid she'll absorb them with her vagina" This, of course pissed me off to now end, so I wrote: "Happy late birthday TJ. As for the Giant Pizza you're looking for, I don't know if you have a Mountain Mike's Pizza Parlor there in Kalazamoo, but if you do, their Mountain sized pizza is the biggest I've found. ENJOY! As for me pissing your brother off, he's a dick." Then, as an after-thought I wrote: "P.S. As for me *Absorbing a laser beam with my vagina* that was a bit uncalled for, don't you think? Could you call your brother off please? If he doesn't stop harrassing me, I'm going to report him to Myspace. Seriously. First the drunken text messages six months ago where he pretended to be you and talked a whole bunch of shit, now he is flaming me not only in emails to me, but on YOUR myspace as well? A tad bit selfish and childish. He needs to get overhimself and realize he is a MAN now, not an adolescent." To Give You An Idea Of How he has been harrassing me, here are his messages: When I posted about how Eric's house starting on fire, he wrote-- "I think this is fake." Which I wrote off as him thinking maybe I got hacked and some skeeze was posting on my account. So, I wrote back-- "Nope, not fake. Sup Taylor? How are you? How is TJ? How is Kalamazoo? I've been alright, I mean, besides the fire at the house. :)" To which he wrote back: "Ha. Well. I'm an objectivist, which also be default means capitalist. So really, I kind of despise you for your efforts." And I wrote: "So... You despise me because the house almost burned down, could have died, and now we're broke trying to fix it?" And he wrote: "No. Not for what happened, but how you are reacting. This is what defines us for who we are. Despise is a little strong. Disapprove is a little more appropriate. But, hey, it's your life. I'm not saying change it because I said so, I am just saying that judging you based on your actions- your philosophy is not one that I would agree with." And I wrote: "How I reacted? You weren't here to see how I reacted. I reacted to the fire by Making sure the fire was out and the house was sealed up as best as possible, then moving back down to California, since the house was unlivable, and I emediatly began searching for work. I have been searching for a year, now I am forced to move to another town, which I have no money to do, so that I may find work." To which he replied: "That I can respect. But that is not what I was talking about. And searching for a year? Without success? That's slightly difficult to believe. Look, it's not really my place to critisize. I am just telling you what I think, and it is the truth. Would you rather I lied to you, so that we can have pleasant small talk about useless things? Because I'm not the type who does that. Life is everything, it can be difficult, but you are human. You are smart, and your life is your own. Effort should not be a problem if you realize these things. Defeat your situation, and rise above it. There is one sentence in the quote I do highly respect "I feel kinda worthless mooching off of others, but every penny helps" (NOTE FROM SHERRY: in regards to starting the Amazon Associates Account where I get a bit of commision off of everything sold off my website) And there is one I highly disrespect, except it was in your bulletin. It is where you say that you're not selfish. Because I really wish you were selfish. Never let anyone tell you that the word selfish is a bad word, a bad concept." And I Wrote: "I tried a telemarketing job, it wasn't for me. I am not going to stay at a job where I am being cursed at all day by people who don't want telemarketers calling them, especially when I don't even like telemarketers. Since then, the only jobs I have been offered are telemarketing jobs, work from home jobs, and insurance salesman jobs that are strictly commision. I have been turned doewn REPEATEDLY by places like walmart, McDonalds, Taco Bell, KFC, Walgreens, Raleys, and Gas Stations because, according to them I am OVER QUALIFIED due to my experience in the Navy. I have been turned down by higher paying jobs because according to THEM, even though I have the SKILLS they need, I lack the degree to show for it. Personally, if I was a hiring manager, I'd rather higher the person with field experience than the person with a peice of paper showing they STUDYING the subject... But, I have 2 interviews tomorrow for jobs in Los Banos, CA. Which si where most of my family is. I already have a few places lined up where I can stay until my current bills are paid off, then a friend of mine and I are going to get an apartment of our own." HE DIDN'T REPLY BACK TO THAT! Then, when I posted the bulletin, on MY profile, about the puppies being found in a box by the freeway, he wrote: "Holy crap, seriously, what the hell. If you can't realize this is fake, then I am pretty sure I'll just have to delete you, because you're retarded. And then I'll hunt down some black lab puppies and kill them just to spite whoever posted this originally. Maybe I'll even eat them. With a little rice, maybe some corn. Maybe like a bourbon chicken type deal, except it's bourbon BLACK LAB." And I wrote bak: "wow... It doesn't do me any harm to repost it, so in the off chance that it is real, I repost it. It's not like I am reposting something that that says REPOST THIS OR YOUR MAMA WILL DIE. Get a grip dude. You're just gasping at straws TRYING to find something to bitch about." AND HE DIDN"T WRITE BACK TO THAT! Then, I found that gross, disrespectful comment about me on TJ's page! WTH, man?!? I have never done ANYTHING to him! If he doesn't like my friggen bulletins then he doesn't have to read them! If he doesn't like me then he can DELETE me and BLOCK me for all I care! I just want him to leave me alone and stop slandering me! ~*~ *~*~ Have A GREAT Day And God Bless! Sherry Louise Peck U.S. Navy Veteran http://Sherrypeck19825.tripod...

Please Read And Repost!

11.07.07 (8:44 pm)   [edit]
Someone found six puppies in a box the other day on the side of the freeway . Black Lab mix. Please have a big heart and try to help them find a home. You can contact this person at work after 4pm. Just ask for Gina 313-533-4477 Please, if you can not take a puppy, all I'm asking is to repost this bulletin.

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11.06.07 (7:23 pm)   [edit]
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Its large, stainless steel blade removes for easy clean up. Features sure-grip handle and safety guard. Measures 8" overall. Forever Guarantee: At CUTCO, we stand behind our products with a FOREVER satisfaction guarantee. We want every CUTCO customer to be a satisfied customer FOREVER. The guarantee has several important elements. Choose & Use: To Use: Roll blade back and forth across the food to be cut. To clean, remove the blade and wash in the dishwasher or by hand in warm soapy water. Choose It To: Slice traditional, breakfast and dessert pizzas; cut gelatin, cookies and brownies into squares. Carving Fork Handle Colors: - Classic - Pearl Note: This item can be engraved. Product Description: Two sturdy prongs grab onto the meat you're cutting and won't let go. The perfect complement to CUTCO's Carving Knife. Measures 12" overall. Forever Guarantee: At CUTCO, we stand behind our products with a FOREVER satisfaction guarantee. We want every CUTCO customer to be a satisfied customer FOREVER. The guarantee has several important elements. Choose & Use: Choose It To: Turn a large roast or turkey; hold a large roast or turkey in place while carving; transfer slices of meat to a platter as you carve. Cutting Board Available Colors: As Shown Product Description: Same great blade-friendly material as the Poly Prep board in a smaller size with convenient handle. Measures 12" x 8". Forever Guarantee: At CUTCO, we stand behind our products with a FOREVER satisfaction guarantee. We want every CUTCO customer to be a satisfied customer FOREVER. The guarantee has several important elements. Turning Fork Handle Colors: - Classic - Pearl Note: This item can be engraved. Product Description: Turns sizzling bacon, broiled steaks and roasted potato wedges so easily. Designed with three extremely sharp-pointed tines that gently yet firmly grasp when turning meats. Ergonomic handle provides a non-slip grip. Measures 10-7/8" overall. Forever Guarantee: At CUTCO, we stand behind our products with a FOREVER satisfaction guarantee. We want every CUTCO customer to be a satisfied customer FOREVER. The guarantee has several important elements. Choose & Use: Choose It To: Pick up and turn bacon, steaks, chops, ham and fish; serve meat, fish and fowl; remove large vegetables from pans; stir food in fry pan while sautéing; hold small roasts or chicken in place while carving. Poly Prep Board Available Colors: As Shown Product Description: It's not the food that dulls your cutlery, it's the cutting surface. Our blade-friendly Poly Prep Board won't dull knife edges like glass or ceramic will. Easy-to-clean polypropylene is stain resistant and dishwasher safe. Measures 15" x 12". Forever Guarantee: At CUTCO, we stand behind our products with a FOREVER satisfaction guarantee. We want every CUTCO customer to be a satisfied customer FOREVER. The guarantee has several important elements. Poly Prep Board Slice n' Serve Basting Spoon Potato Masher Turn n' Serve Slotted Spoon Slotted Turner Mix-Stir Ladle Professional Spatula Cutlery Care Kits 5-Pc. Kitchen Tool Rack

Check out My GURL!

10.13.07 (7:03 pm)   [edit]















Voting?!?

10.12.07 (6:37 pm)   [edit]
Register To Vote In The UpComing Presidential Election By Using THIS website: http://www.registrationbywork... 1) Are you already registered to vote? 2) What party are you registered for? 3) What candidate(s) do you support? 4) Which ones should NEVER be made president? 5) If you DO register to vote thru the website above, please let me know!

Ask Me ONE Question, I'll Tell You NO LIES!

06.20.07 (12:01 pm)   [edit]
Click Reply.
Ask Me A Question.
Any Question.
Click Send.
Re-Post This On Your Blog/ Bulletin.
I'll Answer Truthfully.
Tell No One Your Question or My Answer.
And I, Will Tell No One Either.

WE NEED HELP! Please Read!!!!!

06.19.07 (2:43 pm)   [edit]
Hi! I know most people don't want dogs, but my man and I REALLY need a place to stay while our home is being rebuilt. There was a fire in our house due to the chimney being built poorly 30+ years ago by the original owners. My man & I are looking for a place to stay for 3-6 months while our house gets rebuilt. We are quiet, people with a german shepard/ lab mix that is house-trained, friendly, and HAS ALL SHOTS and flea treatments up-to-date. Paperwork to show that shots are up-to-date is available upon request. Please concider us. Sherry_L _Peck@hotmail.com 1-530-391-2360 Amenities we'd LIKE to have: Air Conditioner Yard Washer and Dryer in Unit Dishwasher Our Own Bathroom Amenties we NEED: Our own room Accept: our medium sized dog Parking on site or REALLY close by Semi-clean roomate(S) AREA: West Sacramento, Rio Linda, Broderick, Bryte, Carmichael, El Macero, Gold River, McClellan, Mather, North Highlands. (Northern California)

My resume (Looking For Work)

06.18.07 (5:53 pm)   [edit]

Sherry Peck
2000 W Capitol Ave #123
West Sacramento CA 95691-3101
1-(916)-372-5534
1-(530)-391-2360



General Summary
Looking for a long term career with a stable company. Articulate, highly motivated individual with extensive experience in Microsoft Access, Power Point, Excel, Outlook and Word. Also with Adobe Acrobat, Photo Shop, Illustrator and Corel Draw.

Work Experience
Social Services: 05/2006-NOW
*In Home Care Giver
-In Home Care for SSI Repicients: Cooking, Cleaning, Bathing, Grooming, Shopping, and Heavy Lifting for Vicky and Les Williams.

Quixtar.com: 07/2006-NOW
*Independent Business Owner
-Online sales, street promotion, door to door sales.

United States Navy

USS Carl Vinson
*Mass Communications Specialist: 12/2001 - 09/2006
-Photographing ceremonies, broken parts, and injured people, filing paperwork, cleaning spaces, camera maintenance, digital imaging, Mass printing, Advertising, Videography, Administration, (Working with: Photoshop, Adobe Illustrator, Microsoft word, Microsoft Excel, Microsoft Power Point), some journalism, phot capitioning, studio photography, action photography, investigative photography, cruise book photography, newspaper layouts and photography. I also had several other Temporary Additional Duty Assignments which are listed below!

*Operations Space Maintenance Team: 6/2006 - 8/2006
-Cleaning, Safety inspections, monitoring spaces

*Habibility Team Member: 6/2005 - 7/2006
-tearing down berthing spaces and remodeling them

*Hazardous Material Store Keeper: 1/2004 - 9/2004
-Stocking, Labeling, Issuing, and Organizing of HAZMAT materials

*Food Service Assistant: /2003 - 8/2003
-Food Preparation, Mess deck cleaning, Dish cleaning/ Sanitizing

Pizza Hut: 3/2006 - 5/2006
Newport News, VA
*Driver and Customer Service Representative
-Customer Service, Pizza Delivery, Sales, Open Shop, Close Shop


McDonalds: 6/1998 -11/2001
Los Baños, CA
*Team Member
-Customer Service, Cashier, Food Preparation, Janitor

Winton Disposal: 6/1997 - 9/1997
Atwater, CA
*Office Clerk
-Accounts Receivable, Filing, Phones, Copying, Basic Copy Repair, Data Entry

Education
Heald College: 1/2007 - CURRENT
Rancho Cordova, CA
Technical Networking and Computer Repair

Defense Information School: 3/2002 - 8/2002
Fort Meade, MD
Military Defense Photography

Merced Community College: 9/2001 - 12/2001
Some College Coursework Completed
Los Baños, CA

Training and Accreditations
*Fire Simulator/ Flood Simulator
-Certification
*Basic, Intermediate and Advanced Fire Fighting
-Certification
*CPR, Stretcher Bearer, First Aid
-Certification

NOTE:
Professional and personal references available upon requests

Dear Mr. President, by Alecia Moore

03.16.07 (3:58 pm)   [edit]
http://www.youtube.com/v/9eDJ3cuXKV4" title="http://www.youtube.com/v/9eDJ3cuXKV4" target="_blank"http://www.youtube.com/v/9eDJ...

Dear Mr. President
Come take a walk with me
Let's pretend we're just two people and
You're not better than me
I'd like to ask you some questions if we can speak honestly

What do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street
Who do you pray for at night before you go to sleep
What do you feel when you look in the mirror
Are you proud

How do you sleep while the rest of us cry
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye
How do you walk with your head held high
Can you even look me in the eye
And tell me why

Dear Mr. President
Were you a lonely boy
Are you a lonely boy
Are you a lonely boy
How can you say
No child is left behind
We're not dumb and we're not blind
They're all sitting in your cells
While you pay the road to hell

What kind of father would take his own daughter's rights away
And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay
I can only imagine what the first lady has to say
You've come a long way from whiskey and cocaine

How do you sleep while the rest of us cry
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye
How do you walk with your head held high
Can you even look me in the eye

Let me tell you bout hard work
Minimum wage with a baby on the way
Let me tell you bout hard work
Rebuilding your house after the bombs took them away
Let me tell you bout hard work
Building a bed out of a cardboard box
Let me tell you bout hard work
Hard work
Hard work
You don't know nothing bout hard work
Hard work
Hard work
Oh

How do you sleep at night
How do you walk with your head held high
Dear Mr. President
You'd never take a walk with me
Would you

Trying IN VAIN To Assemble A Kiddie Pool!

03.15.07 (12:43 am)   [edit]
 

So, today was Elia's B-day Party. (she is my friends daughter) She turned 1 year old today. Her mum is one of my oldest friends so I was invited.


I had bought Baby Body Wash and Baby Bath, and 2 sippy cups for her... but it was REALLY hot in Los Banos, so I had the FANTASTIC idea to go get a kiddy pool for us all to play in, and of course, for the B-Day party.


Tanisha and I went and got the one Bekah (Elia's mom) had chosen and it turned out to be WAAAAY too big to fit into Tanisha's SUV. So, Tanisha drove back to Bekah's place and grabbed a rope.


We tied the pool to the roll bars on the top of her SUV, as tight as our little girlie muscles allowed, and heaed off at a slow and steady pace.


Mother nature decided this would be a good time for the wind to start blowing and that damnable wind whipped the pool RIGHT OFF the top of the SUV.


So, we stopped and pulled to the side of the highway and picked the pool up off the barbed wire fence it had fallen on and tied it back on the vehicle.


Not even half a mile down teh road, the pool blows off AGAIN, this time into traffic. Luckily, the thing didn't hit anyone and I was able to dive from the vehicle, grab the pool and drag it to the side of the road before it, or I, got ran over.


Tanisha shouts, "Oh My GOD! Are you okay???" To which I breathlessly reply, "Uh... Huh...WHEW!" She then calls Bekah and asks if the neighbor cna bring his truck and the neighbor says, "Why? It's not MY pool!"


Keep in mind, we are STILL on the side of HighWay 152 coming from WalMart... Cars are WHIPPING by, most of their drivers are LEERING at us as we stand there pondering what to do next.


Then, remembering a family that I used to go to church with that lived down by Wal-Mart, I called them and asked if they could meet us, put the pool in the back of their truck, and follow us to the apartment.


George kindly did just that. I was good to see an old friend too.


NOW, fast forward a few hours, we are slightly buzzed from Kahlua and we are trying to assemble the pool, or rather I am and Bekah is watching me while Tanisha is checking her myspace.  :)~


I finally get it put together and we decide to give it a test run. We fill it up with water from the hose and then decide its too cold because the sun has already set by this point.We taxi several buckets of HOT water from the bathtub to the pool in a FUTILE attempt to significantly heat the water.


We get in the pool and after a few minutes of frolicking about, we realize the plug came out of the pool and the water is draining. FOUR of us tried to put it in and then I get the bright idea to superglue it in.


I got the superglue and glue the sunny-gun to the hole and my fingers to my hand, or almost. I realized in time that I had got the gunk on my hand, so I opened my hands wide and stayed that way until it dried.


We turn the pool back over, re-fill it, then HEAT several pans worth of water to BOILING point in ANOTHER futile attempt to heat the water. As we are dumping pot after pot of boiling water in the pool, the dang plug pops off again...


I then say screw this and place a rock under the pool against the hole and that worked for a while.


THE NEXT DAY, at the party, several adults try UNSUCCESSFULLY to put the plug back in and then give up.


Bekah's 9 year old nephew puts the plug in lickety split, exerting next to no energy or force and it stays in.


 


DAMN IT!

I Got A New Email. Was Getting Too Much Spam At The OTHER ONE!

03.01.07 (1:19 pm)   [edit]

Heyah Guyz!

Are you SICK N TIRED Of Having to LOG INTO your JUST to see if you have email? Would you like to have a small ticker that pops up, IN THECORNER of your screen that tells you that you have email?

If you switch to MAIL.COM, For FREE, they will let you log into your Yahoo, Gmail, MSN/Hotmail, or AOL email account and and CHOOSE which contacts from from THAT old email you want to transfer to the new one.

When it transfers your contacts, it gives you the OPTION to send a notification to whichever of those contacts you want to know about your NEW email.

ALSO, do you SERIOUSLY like having YAHOO.com, GMAIL.com, AOL.com, MSN.com, HOTMAIL.com, or whatever your old generic domain name is?

I like Mail.com for this reason the most: They let me CHOOSE from several UNIQUE domain names.

I chose TECHIE.com because I am currently attending Heald College getting my AA in Computer Networking.

OOH! And one more thing!!!

In addition to FREE email, a cute little 1 inch by 1 inch ticker in the lower right hand corner that tells you that you have mail, contact transfers, and a UNIQUE domain name, FREE OF CHARGE....

NO SPAM WHAT-SO-EVER, (unless you are one of those idiots that signs up for "FREE STUFF" such as iPods, Lap Tops, and "Fill Out Our Surveys For Cash" on the internet- this is where you get spam). Mail.com has a POWERFUL spam blocker that works!!! I know cuz I've had the email for a month and I haven't got 1 single email in it (no one has this email address yet, that's why I don't get REAL mail yet either)

Speaking of which, I should Probably give yall my new email.
LOLZ! I'm NOT going to leave it HERE! Email me on Reply to me on MySpace, Livejournal, or TBlog to get my new email YO!

That's it folks!
-Free Email
-Free 1 inch by 1 inch email ticker
-Free unique domain name
-powerful spam blocker
-Free transfers of contacts and notification to old contacts!

Tell everyone else about this cool email server!

NOTE: This post was written SOLEY by Sherry Peck and Mail.com has no part in this Advertisement.

What's All This About Anna Nicole Smith???

02.21.07 (6:17 pm)   [edit]
Can someone tell me why everyone is so weepy eyed about Anna Nicole Smith dying but when a soldier dies, the news anounces it then moves on. No one cries over those that die doing WORTH WHILE things in the this world. No one cries about the people dying for our right to mourn the deaths of famous people. Those who have died defending our country get little more than 3 minutes on the news while Anna-Nicole Smith gets Days and DAYS! Explain this to me!

DON'T DOWNLOAD ANTI-VERMIN OR HAVE IT SCAN YOUR COMP 4 FREE!

02.12.07 (5:32 pm)   [edit]
DON'T DOWNLOAD ANTI-VERMIN OR HAVE IT SCAN YOUR COMP 4 FREE!

Now, we've all done it or at least thought of it when we were broke or didn't have much money. Downloading or trying free trials of programs we'd normally pay shit tons of money for from REPUTABLE companies.

If you see an add, pop-up, advertisement or email to Download a free trial of ANTIVERMIN, or to SCAN your computer for free, DON'T DO IT! It is a FAKE and will slow down your computer. It is a FAKE Spyware prgram from Russia that is made to convince you to buy the full packet.
Go to: http://www.uninstall-spyware.com/ov-uninstallAnti_Verm in.html?OVRAW=anti" title="http://www.uninstall-spyware.com/ov-uninstallAnti_Verm in.html?OVRAW=anti" target="_blank"http://www.uninstall-spyware....%20vermin&OVKEY=anti% 20vermin&OVMTC=standa rd for more info on this SHIT, and to REMOVE the program if you have already downloaded it or had it scan your computer.

 
NOTE: you CAN'T remove this program just by clicking on ADD/REMOVE programs and REMOVING it that way. It regenerates itself.

DON'T try to remove it manually, it will make your computer CRASH!
If you have any more questions, go to the website above or email me at:Sherry_Peck_1982@yahoo.com

Thanks.
Sherry Peck

P.S. Please pass this along to your friends so they don't make the same mistake I did.

Pan's Labrynth

02.10.07 (1:04 am)   [edit]

"Pan's Labrynth" (El Laberinto Del Fauno) 

 


December 25, 2006


Sergi López, Maribel Verdú, Ivana Baquero, Doug Jones, Ariadna Gil

Pan's Labrynth is a spooky and violent, yet touching gothic fairy tale set during the postwar repression of Franco's Spain, Pan's Labyrinth is about Ofelia (Ivana Baquero), a little girl with an amazing imagination who is forced to move with her pregnant mother to a rural military outpost where her new stepfather is the Captain. She is lonely, scared, and powerless in a world full of adult cruelty that she cannot understand. Ofelia discovers another world full of monsters and fairy-tale like creatures, as she battles to survive in the world she is being raised in, she fights an equally herowing battle to save the world she enters to escape from her pain.

This movie is full of violence, blood shed, cruelty, and pain. But, it also has some endearing moments where you just can't help but smile and laugh. I WHOLE-HEARTEDLY recommend seeing this movie! ***** five stars from me!!!


Thriller/ Horror/ Fantasy/ Sci-Fi


112 min.


Guillermo Del Toro


Odeon Films


Bertha Navarro, Alfonso Cuarón, Frida Torresblanco, Álvaro Augustin


Guillermo Del Toro

NOTE: This movie is in Spanish, but has English Subtitles that are easy to follow and do not take away from the splendor and awe that is: PAN'S LABRYNTH!

-Review Written by: Sherry Louise Peck

DISCLAIMER: RATED "R" FOLKS. I heard kids screaming in terror and shock in the movie theatre. Who the FRELL brings their kid to a movie without checking it out first???

PLEASE READ AND HELP!!!

02.01.07 (8:57 pm)   [edit]
Hi! How are you?
I just got out of the Navy and had a job in Southern Oregon so that my fiance and I could move into his beautiful house in Chiloquin, OR. (Out in the Boonies!)    & nbsp;   
BUT---> Our House Almost Burned Down

It was really scary. There I was sleeping and unbeknownst to me, smoke was seeping through the cracks between the bricks of our chimney into the wall cavity. The outside wall paneling was wet due to snow and rain. The combination of hot smoke and wet wood made the wood paneling spontainiously combust. The house was ablaze. Around 0600AM, the neighbor woke up to his dog barking at the flames and saw them for himself as he got up to have a smoke. He tried calling me but the fire had already burned through the phone lines. He called 911 then rushed over to wake me from my sleep and spray the fire with his extinguisher. I rushed in and got ours and he used it up as well. Had he not woken up, I would not be here today. I dampened down both fire places and we waited for the fire department to come. Now, we live in Chiloquin Oregon and the nearest fire department is in Klamath Falls. KFalls happens to be 35 miles away. We do, however, have a resident fire marshall and some volunteer fire fighters, however, they didn't have the equipment at first. Finally, they acertain as to whether or not the fire is in the walls and then the open it up and hose it down. It took a few hours but we ended up losing only half of a wall. Never-the-less, We can't live in the house due to the fact that the fire place was the only was to heat the house and now half of a wall is gone. I packed up what I could in my car and drove back down to california to my mother's house and that is where I am staying, looking for work. A very good friend of mine told me about this business that he, his wife, and 2 of our mutual friends have invested in. He's been an Independant Business Owner for QuixTar for almost 6 months now and he is making a fairly nice income. Basicly, Quixtar is an online shopping mall that does business with thousands of brand name companies. They sell EVERYTHING from clothing to food... from electronics to house hold cleaning supplies, and from vitamins/minerals/medicin e to hygiene products! I mean, it HUGE! They even have movies, music, computer games, game system games, and MUCH MUCH more. Not only that but they deliver to your door AND your order never takes more than 8 days to get to you!!! My favorite part? When you add items to you DITTO order, you can set it up so that your credit card gets charged whenever you scheduled to run out of an item and it is mailed to you automaticly!!! (Or you can just go to the site and order it manually whenever you run out) HOW does the company know when you're suppsoed to run out? EASY! Once you add an item to your DITTO order and select what day out the week and week of the month you want it DELIVERED (not sent), the computer will let you calculate how often you will need to re-order and then send it out in enough time for it to get to your doorstep a few days to a week before you run out. EX: You buy our SA8 *hypo-allergetic and Bio-Degradable (safe for septic tanks too)*(NOTE: not all of our products are bulk. There are different sizes)laundry detergent in the 9.9 lb box. It does 150 loads of laundry (the equivalent of 3 of the 5 1/2 lb boxes of Tide). You do 4 to 6 loads of laundry a week. The online calculator will do the math for you. In this case, you'll need to order a new box (or set the computer to charge your credit card and ship you a new box) every 6 months!

Now like I said, my fiance and I will be living in Chiloquin, OR once the house gets rebuilt.
One thing that drives me CRAZY is having to drive 20 miles into town to shop for my household goods, food, clothing, personal hygiene products, appliances, elletronics, replacement parts, medications, vitamins, and other things I need daily (or monthly, weekly, yearly). I love shopping at home on the internet, and I know that many people do too and for different reasons. My neighbors, my husband and I all shop online because with live in the boonies and it really sucks to drive all the way into town just to buy some shampoo or filters for the coffee maker, or new printer cartridges, especially when its winter and there's snow on the ground. (Not to mention the OUTRAGEOUS gas prices). Other people shop online because they just don't like lines at grocery stores, or crowds of people. There are people who shop online because they are disabled and cannot go out too often. Quixtar is perfect for people in all kinds of situations! So, I signed up as an Independant Business Owner with Quixtar and now I can not only shop as a customer but have an income by selling their products to people who like to/ need to shop online! Now I am telling my friends, neighbors, and relatives about it!!!
Not only am I looking for others who would like to get in on this incredibly easy way to make money, but I am also looking for customers who are fed up with the long cold drive to town! (especially in the winter *BRRR*) Now, you don't have to live in Oregon to be a customer. Heck, you don't even have to be in the United States! If you are from Canada, you can shop with us too! Want to shop in the comfort of your own home? In your PJs? It's okay because it's all online and OH-So-Simple! Go to:http://www.SPeck1.QHealthBeauty.com" title="http://www.SPeck1.QHealthBeauty.com" target="_blank"http://www.SPeck1.QHealthBeau... (It's free to sign up!)
1) Choose what country/ Langauge you want to view the website in (USA/Canada)
2) Click on: LOGIN in the upper right corner
3) Click on: CREATE AN ACCOUNT at the bottom of the screen
4) Choose what country / language you want to sign up in (USA/CANADA) on the right side of the page
5) Fill in your personal information (you won't get spammed or junk mailed, I promise!)
6) Write down the number in the middle of the page EX: 101802987) This will be your LOGIN name!
7) Click CONTINUE TO HOMEPAGE
8) You can START SHOPPING NOW (or at least browse the products) or add the website to your FAVORITES and come back when you're ready to shop!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR TIME!
Sherry Peck
33650 Elde St.
Chiloquin, OR 97624
or
Sherry Peck
2000 West Capitol Ave #123
West Sacramento, CA 95691-2840
Your_Quixtar_IBO@excite.com
http://www.SPeck1.QHealthBeauty.com" title="http://www.SPeck1.QHealthBeauty.com" target="_blank"http://www.SPeck1.QHealthBeau...
http://www.MySpace.com/Your_Personal_IBO" title="http://www.MySpace.com/Your_Personal_IBO" target="_blank"http://www.MySpace.com/Your_P...
http://www.QuixTar.com" title="http://www.QuixTar.com" target="_blank"http://www.QuixTar.com
NOTE: If you choose to sign up at QUIXTAR.COM instead of my personal site, my IBO # is: 4740595 and my KEY is: pec
1-(916)-372-5534 or 1-(530)-391-2360

God Bless Grandma

01.26.07 (12:23 pm)   [edit]
Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC:
"There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined."
"The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, "Lady, don't you care about the children of the Mideast?
"The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea, and a son in Vietnam. All three died so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it."
~God Bless America~
& Grandma

God Bless Grandma!

01.25.07 (7:48 pm)   [edit]
Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC:
"There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined."
"The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, "Lady, don't you care about the children of the Mideast?
"The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea, and a son in Vietnam. All three died so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it."
~God Bless America~
& Grandma

HELP!

01.19.07 (9:40 pm)   [edit]
 
    
 
 

PLEASE READ AND HELP!!!

Hi! How are you?
    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   I just got out of the Navy and had a job in Southern Oregon so that my fiance and I could move into his beautiful house in Chiloquin, OR. (Out in the Boonies!)
    & nbsp;   &n bsp;  Our House Almost Burned Down

It was really scary. There I was sleeping and unbeknownst to me, smoke was seeping through the cracks between the bricks of our chimney into the wall cavity. The outside wall paneling was wet due to snow and rain. The combination of hot smoke and wet wood made the wood paneling spontainiously combust. The house was ablaze. Around 0600AM, the neighbor woke up to his dog barking at the flames and saw them for himself as he got up to have a smoke. He tried calling me but the fire had already burned through the phone lines. He called 911 then rushed over to wake me from my sleep and spray the fire with his extinguisher. I rushed in and got ours and he used it up as well. Had he not woken up, I would not be here today. I dampened down both fire places and we waited for the fire department to come. Now, we live in Chiloquin Oregon and the nearest fire department is in Klamath Falls. KFalls happens to be 35 miles away. We do, however, have a resident fire marshall and some volunteer fire fighters, however, they didn't have the equipment at first. Finally, they acertain as to whether or not the fire is in the walls and then the open it up and hose it down. It took a few hours but we ended up losing only half of a wall. Never-the-less, We can't live in the house due to the fact that the fire place was the only was to heat the house and now half of a wall is gone. I packed up what I could in my car and drove back down to california to my mother's house and that is where I am staying, looking for work.

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;     & nbsp;   &n bsp;   A very good friend of mine told me about this business that he, his wife, and 2 of our mutual friends have invested in. He's been an Independant Business Owner for QuixTar for almost 6 months now and he is making a fairly nice income.
Basicly, Quixtar is an online shopping mall that does business with thousands of brand name companies. They sell EVERYTHING from clothing to food... from electronics to house hold cleaning supplies, and from vitamins/minerals/medicin e to hygiene products! I mean, it HUGE! They even have movies, music, computer games, game system games, and MUCH MUCH more. Not only that but they deliver to your door AND your order never takes more than 8 days to get to you!!!
    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   My favorite part? When you add items to you DITTO order, you can set it up so that your credit card gets charged whenever you scheduled to run out of an item and it is mailed to you automaticly!!! (Or you can just go to the site and order it manually whenever you run out) HOW does the company know when you're suppsoed to run out? EASY! Once you add an item to your DITTO order and select what day out the week and week of the month you want it DELIVERED (not sent), the computer will let you calculate how often you will need to re-order and then send it out in enough time for it to get to your doorstep a few days to a week before you run out.
    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   EX: You buy our SA8 *hypo-allergetic and Bio-Degradable (safe for septic tanks too)*(NOTE: not all of our products are bulk. There are different sizes)laundry detergent in the 9.9 lb box. It does 150 loads of laundry (the equivalent of 3 of the 5 1/2 lb boxes of Tide). You do 4 to 6 loads of laundry a week. The online calculator will do the math for you. In this case, you'll need to order a new box (or set the computer to charge your credit card and ship you a new box) every 6 months!
Now like I said, my fiance and I will be living in Chiloquin, OR.
    & nbsp;   &n bsp; One thing that drives me CRAZY is having to drive 20 miles into town to shop for my household goods, food, clothing, personal hygiene products, appliances, elletronics, replacement parts, medications, vitamins, and other things I need daily (or monthly, weekly, yearly).
    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   I love shopping at home on the internet, and I know that many people do too and for different reasons. My neighbors, my husband and I all shop online because with live in the boonies and it really sucks to drive all the way into town just to buy some shampoo or filters for the coffee maker, or new printer cartridges, especially when its winter and there's snow on the ground. (Not to mention the OUTRAGEOUS gas prices). Other people shop online because they just don't like lines at grocery stores, or crowds of people. There are people who shop online because they are disabled and cannot go out too often. Quixtar is perfect for people in all kinds of situations!
    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   So, I signed up as an Independant Business Owner with Quixtar and now I can not only shop as a customer but have an income by selling their products to people who like to/ need to shop online! Now I am telling my friends, neighbors, and relatives about it!!!
Not only am I looking for others who would like to get in on this incredibly easy way to make money, but I am also looking for customers who are fed up with the long cold drive to town! (especially in the winter *BRRR*)
Now, you don't have to live in Oregon to be a customer. Heck, you don't even have to be in the United States! If you are from Canada, you can shop with us too! Want to shop in the comfort of your own home? In your PJs? It's okay because it's all online and OH-So-Simple!
    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   Go to:http://www.SPeck1.QHealthBeauty.com" title="http://www.SPeck1.QHealthBeauty.com" target="_blank"http://www.SPeck1.QHealthBeau... (It's free to sign up!)
1) Choose what country/ Langauge you want to view the website in (USA/Canada)
2) Click on: LOGIN in the upper right corner
3) Click on: CREATE AN ACCOUNT at the bottom of the screen
4) Choose what country / language you want to sign up in (USA/CANADA) on the right side of the page
5) Fill in your personal information (you won't get spammed or junk mailed, I promise!)
6) Write down the number in the middle of the page EX: 101802987) This will be your LOGIN name!
7) Click CONTINUE TO HOMEPAGE
8) You can START SHOPPING NOW (or at least browse the products) or add the website to your FAVORITES and come back when you're ready to shop!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR TIME!
Sherry Peck
33650 Elde St.
Chiloquin, OR 97624
or
Sherry Peck
2000 West Capitol Ave #123
West Sacramento, CA 95691-2840
Your_Quixtar_IBO@excite.com
http://www.SPeck1.QHealthBeauty.com" title="http://www.SPeck1.QHealthBeauty.com" target="_blank"http://www.SPeck1.QHealthBeau...
http://www.MySpace.com/Your_Personal_IBO" title="http://www.MySpace.com/Your_Personal_IBO" target="_blank"http://www.MySpace.com/Your_P...
http://www.QuixTar.com" title="http://www.QuixTar.com" target="_blank"http://www.QuixTar.com
NOTE: If you choose to sign up at QUIXTAR.COM instead of my personal site, my IBO # is: 4740595 and my KEY is: pec
1-(916)-372-5534 or 1-(530)-391-2360

Music: "Before You Walk Out My Life"-Monica
 
 

 

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The Real Me!

02.01.06 (7:00 am)   [edit]
I am a scared little girl stuck in a 23 yr old body who falls inlove way too quickly, gives her trust too freely, and is alway trying to save the world...

What IS Passion Parties?

01.26.06 (7:07 am)   [edit]
What IS Passion Parties? "Passion Parties is America's PREMIERE sex toys and sensual aids company where every day is valentine's day." LOL! Basicly, if you want condoms, dildos, vibrators, lubes, creams, puddings, powders, instructional books, instructional CDs, instructional videos, feathers, blind folds, hand cuffs, bubble baths, soaps, body washes, perfumes, strap ons, cock rings, pocket pussy's, penus pumps, pens, pencils, pins, chapstick, stimulants, libido boosters, numbing stuff for your anus/ throat, tightening cream for your vagina, penis shaped ice cubes and keychains: you'd buy 'em from me. (If you are over the age of 18 of course) We have stuff for couples (married and/or dating), singles, straights, gays, you name it (well, none for sick people into beastiality, GROSS!) LOL! Sherry 1-(757)-362-7887 She_Daisy_Fan_06@hotmail.com

My OTHER TBlog!

01.24.06 (5:11 am)   [edit]
Check out: LaLunaBella06

"Dream A Little Dream Of Me"-Sherry Peck

01.24.06 (5:11 am)   [edit]
“So, the other day, a guy got shocked in my division.
He was cutting a wire to a vanity light that had been tagged out.
Now, if you aren't in the Navy and don't know what I a talking about, TAGGING OUT is when yhe power source is secured to a cetain machine/tool/area so that it can be worked on.
This particular area had been tagged out and The power HAD been secured.
BUT, the civilians turned it back on to use it for something and didn't notify the proper authorities.
Our guy went to cut the wire to said object and got shocked.
Now, had he been electrocuted, he would have been in a LOT of pain.
So, the tale went all the way to our Executive Officer and now were aren't allowed to work on anything until we've had DC training, electrical safety training and our chain of command (superiors) gets to fill out a WHOLE LOT of paperwork.
THAT SUCKS.
But at the same time, we are glad to be able to sit on our BEHINDS while we wait for things to be done.
That being said, I'll get to the part of the story that pertains to the Title
"Dream A Little Dream Of Me"

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I was in my shop and various people were laying around/sitting around taking naps so I went into the back corner to take a nap and when I finally fel asleep, I had a weird dream.
I can't remember nuch but what is do remember is this: I was walking thru a grasssy area and all the sudden I hear my first class (a petty officer first class or E-7) say, "Well, if anyone is late today, I'll make ALL of them come in at misnight on Saturday and work the full work day too."
I spin around and say, "If that happens I will rip of the head of the culprit"
He tells me to hush up (cuz he's on his cell) but I keep muttering about ripping off the culprits head.
I wake up to Dibble saying, "Hey PECK, we gotta go to divisional quarters"
I get up to leave and the next face I see after Dibbles is MY FIRST CLASSES face.
I laugh and shake my head and then go to the meeting...”



~*~Sherry~*~

Roses

01.20.06 (8:43 pm)   [edit]

<strong>If I don't get this back, I know why</storng> =(     ; 
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TO MY FRIEND:
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A GREEN good luck Heart Charm...

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And one dozen red roses for a good friend!
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Post This and if you get this back, that person considers you a friend!
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1-5 people= you are a geek
6-10 people= you are OK
11-15 people= you are popular
16 OR MORE= you are loved

"Sunset On A Beach"

01.19.06 (9:57 am)   [edit]
"Sunset On A Beach" I sit and watch the waves roll in They bring with them a gentle breeze I sometimes wish I were the foam That floats with the ebb and flow of the sea Gone would be the heartbreak Away would flow my sorrow Never again to be haunted by my memories Wouldn't need to own or borrow No need to cry anymore But how could I live life Only living for tomorrow So wanton without a care Gone also the excitement that calls to my heart Away would the savage wind take me Never to rest upon one shore How would life be if I lived as foam On the crest of a wave and nothing more Never would I taste toes lips of your How could I dream to live Without the love I hope to find in you What would I ever gain in life Were I nothing but the foam between you toes As you walk so fore-lorn upon the shore And not give love another chance To let us try to begin anew Instead, my I have this dance Oh maybe this pain will go away With your arms around me This music solely in our minds The sun setting on my anguish With our hearts beating so wildly We smile as if we share a private joke Our eyes speaking in words we struggle to say As we cling to each other I wouldn't have it any other way Please stay here by my side

I'm LEAVING TBlog!

01.04.06 (6:53 pm)   [edit]

Hello My Friends! I'm leaving TBlog because there are too many glitches, Read--->
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MESSAGE ABOUT MY TBLOG ACCOUNT
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(Goodbye TBloggers!)
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Hi! This Is La Luna Bella 82/ La Luna Bella 06,
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I will no longer be posting on TBlog because I am tired of having PROBLEMS with my account EVERY-SINGLE-TIME I log in (Or in this latest case, TRY to log in)
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So, I am going to keep posting on my OTHER blogs----->
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Livejournal: staindrox1982, plush_velvet69, and passionparty05
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Greatestjournal: sk8ergrrrl82, and pain_unfettered
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Keep In Touch, ALL OF YOU! If you aren't on any of the blogs listed above, email me at: she_daisy_fan_06@yahoo.com
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AOL IM: sherrypeck2005
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LUV,
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Sherry (LaLunaBella82)



 

I am SOOO "F"ing "T"ed off right now!

01.03.06 (1:09 am)   [edit]

So I FINALLY told this guy to fuck off instead of letting him talk shit.
Read the IM conversation below...
HE is: SilverLightStar
I AM: HeartBrokenLadyOf1982


 


silver_lighstar: who is this?  why are you e mailing me?
BUZZ!!!


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: this is sherry


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: Don't you remember me?


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: Sherry Peck


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: Whats your problem? Why aren't you talking to me? What did I do to you that merits you ignoring me?


silver_lighstar: because I'm fed up with people.  that includes a majority of females.
silver_lighstar: I'd be glad to tell you why


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: I didn't do JACK SHIT to you


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: I've been your friend even when people said I shouldn't. Even when people MOCKED Me.


silver_lighstar: they were right


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: Why though?


silver_lighstar: because I'm an asshole


silver_lighstar: I'm a retard


silver_lighstar: I'm everything that is bad


silver_lighstar: and I'm fed up with dealing with jackasses


silver_lighstar: like them


silver_lighstar: I'm tired of being pointed out of what a fucking loser I am


silver_lighstar: and I'm tired of just failing socially in life


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: No. You TRY to be an asswhoe because you guard yourself from getting close to anyone. You let a few bad apples ruin it for the good ones like me


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: you're not failing socially in life if you have a LEAST one friend. You'd be failing socially if NO ONE would talk to you. Don't push me away frank


silver_lighstar: Sherry, why?  Why do you continue to socialize with me?  what drew me to you?


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: You are a nice person dude.


silver_lighstar: you wanna know why I'm so bitter?


silver_lighstar: do you?


silver_lighstar: Sherry?


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: yeah


silver_lighstar: I'll explain this in a little colum I like to call:  "Why do girls go for idiots", or, "the lies girls have told me"


silver_lighstar: "I didn't do anything over the weekend.."
Lie. This translates into "I got drunk and had lots of sex that I regret having now that I'm sober, but I'd rather not sound like a slut, so I'll give you the false impression that I live a modest life sitting at home and reading over my weekends, so you'll have to find out what I really did from people talking behind my back." This is probably closer to the truth than most people think. And don't mail me some politically correct rant saying "well not every girl is like that blah blah blah..." I know that not every girl is like that. Nobody cares.


silver_lighstar: "I've only kissed one guy..."
Lie. No girl has only kissed one guy. Any girl that says she has kissed only one guy is either too young to have kissed more, or a damned liar.


silver_lighstar: This next one's a whopper Sherry.  This describes my situation to a T.


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: or too shy or too ugly in the worlds view of beauty (In ref to the "LIe" I've only kissed one guy)...
v
silver_lighstar: "I think you're cute!"
Lie. No girl thinks I'm cute. I'm repulsive. I'm hideous.


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: You're NOT repulsive, nor ugly. Not cute, but not an undesirable viewing.


silver_lighstar: give me a break


silver_lighstar: next lie


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: plain. not hideous. Hidoues would be...  the guy from "Goonies" who says "Heeey Yooooou guuuuyz"


silver_lighstar: "I want to find a guy that's sensitive.."
Lie. This one's a whopper. Girls don't want sensitive guys, nay, when it comes down to it all they really want is sex. Most of them are no better than the assholes they sleep with. Sure.. they want sensitivity.. ass slapping, hair pulling sensitivity. What girl in their right mind would willingly sleep with a total jerk? Are all these girls being raped? Or are they really just horny? They want sensitivity.. or at least, that's what they'll have you believing, with their warm smiles and good looks. Just once, I'd like to meet a good looking girl that's not in denial, and that won't put on an integrity show, and that will just come out and admit that she's been pounded more times than any nail in the floor she stands on, like the whore that she is.


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: So, who said "I didn't do anything over the weekend" to you?


silver_lighstar: I'm not finished yet


silver_lighstar: At least then I'd respect her for being honest. It's so transparent to me what's going on. They fritter their lives away having sex every day of the week, and then go to church on sunday and think they're clean again. They're only fooling themselves. It's probably the only way they can live with their conscience (or lack thereof).


silver_lighstar: next lie
"I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm not going to date for a while"
Lie. I hear this one a lot. They say it to sound like they're not whores going from one guy immediately to the next, but come the first good looking jerk with slick hair and a nice car, and she'll be in bed with him faster than she can contract his STDs.


silver_lighstar: "I don't go out on many dates..."
Lie. This one immediately sets off my bullshit detector. Why the hell do girls say this all the time? What do they want, my sympathy? I recently had the misfortune of talking to a girl that claimed she rarely went on dates.. yet every night of the week she goes dancing and hangs out with dipshits at the club. Hmm... going out, hanging around with guys.. sounds like the equivalent of a date to me, jackass.


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: so, you think i am one of these sluts u speak of


silver_lighstar: I didn't say that


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: well, ur saying that all girls are like this.


silver_lighstar: ..........
silver_lighstar: I WILL compare this lie to YOU however


silver_lighstar: "I think you're really cool, let's hang out some time..."
Lie. This one translates to "I have no intention of calling you or hanging out with you, but I'm too much of a coward to tell you the truth, so I'll lead you on for a couple of weeks while you put your life on hold for me in case I actually stop being the indecisive bitch that I am and I give you a straight answer." Like I don't have anything better to do than to sit around and wait for your dumbass to call me. I'm so sick of inconsiderate hags that act like they're doing me a favor by gracing me with their BORING-ASS conversations on the phone. Tell you what super-bitch, just forget it.


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: I am NOT pounded on more than the floor I stand on, I haven't been with lost of guys, I haven't been on an actual date in a LOOONG time nor have I been on many at all: I prefer to hang out with multiple friends at a time and not one on one.


silver_lighstar: ...........


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: EXCUSE the FUCK out of me ASSHOLE! I DID call you. I went to your ROOM even. I said hi to you EVERY FUCKING TIME I SAW YOU. So there were a few times when I was busy and couldn't stop to talk, yes there were a couple times that you called and I had to hang up cuz I had a call on the other line. I've even texted you and IMed you and made sure I had your IM name on this new yahoo account when I transferred my info so that I COULD contact you. You kno what? FUCK YOU! I have REALLY tried to be your friend and all you do is push me away! FUCK YOU TO HELL! I hate that you are so fucking negative and that you think your life is SOOOOO shitty. Wake up and smell the coffee DICK WAD!


silver_lighstar: I'm sorry.  I just needed to get that off my chest.


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: right..............


silver_lighstar: I need to go.  I haven't been to bed in 3 days.  And I'm on leave for christ's sake.


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: so am I


silver_lighstar: where are you now?


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: Why do you care?


silver_lighstar: because I made you feel like trash
silver_lighstar: and you didn't deserve it


silver_lighstar: not one bit


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: right..


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: You just called me: a bitch, a slut, a whore, a tramp, a stealer, a liar, a cheater, and BORING.
Why should I continue to talk to you?


silver_lighstar: I have no idea


silver_lighstar: Sherry, you know why


silver_lighstar: because you know deep down, that I don't mean any of that.  I took my misery and lonliness out on you, and I know that it's wrong.


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: go away. So soak up your self pity. I'm DONE trying to make you see that you're a good guy. I sick of trying to make you realize that no matter WHAT people say about you, they can't take who you ARE away from you, nor can they break you UNLESS YOU LET THEM.


silver_lighstar: when you get fed up and infuriated to the point that you wanna commit vehicular homicide, you'd say some pretty fucked up things too


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: No! I WOULDN'T say that SHIT to a friend of mine NO MATTER HOW pissed, lonely, depressed and self-pitying I was. NO ONE deserves to be spoken to like that! ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE YOUR BACK!


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: We're through dude! You've LOST my friendship.


HeartBrokenLadyOf1982: Goodbye


silver_lighstar: whatever

Fugga Bugga Hugga Boo...

01.01.06 (3:14 pm)   [edit]

I answered this according to my friend Becki. Answer it according to me and I'll do the same for you!

ANSWER IT AND SEND IT TO ME (REPLY)

1.Your Full Name:
--->Sherry Louise Peck

2. Age:
--->23

3. Favorite Color?
--->Ebony, Emerald, Lavender

4. Favorite Movie:
---> Lots - Moulin Rouge, Rent, Grease 1 and 2

5. Favorite Song:
---> "Me" by Staind, "Polyamorous" by Breaking Benjamin, "Angel" by Sarah McLachlan, "Everybody Needs Someone Sometime" and "Absence Of Fear" by Jewel, "Fools Rush In" by Elvis, "Basketcase" and "Longview" by Green Day

6. Favorite Band:
--->Green Day, Staind, Breaking Benjamin, 3 Doors Down, 3rd Eye Blind, Coldplay, ICP, Twisted...

7. Most Embarassing Moment:
---> Too many to count

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
--->yeah, I hope so lol

2. Do you have a crush on me/are you attracted to me?
---> Yea sure

3. Would you kiss me?
--->yep

6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I asked you?
--->sure it would be fun

8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
---> I am addicted to hair dye

9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
--->yes i would , i take care of anyone sick

10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
---> no

11. have you heard any rumors of me lately?
---> no

12. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
---> I dont talk it bout anyone.

13. Do you think I'm a good person?
---> yes

14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?
---> sure

15. Do you think I'm attractive?
---> Yep

16. Are there ever times when you want to call me but don't?
---> yep

17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you?
---> yes, I'm really good at that

18. If you could change anything about me, would you? what would it be?
---> That we could have met on better terms

19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
---> if I had a car

20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
--> yep


 


Much Love,
Sherry Peck
Yahoo: she_daisy_fan_06
AOL: sherrypeck2005 and sherrylpeck1982
MSN: sherry_peck1982@hotmail.com


Livejournal.com: staindrox1982, plush_velvet69, and passionparty05
Greatestjournal.com: sk8ergrrrl82 and pain_unfettered
MySpace.com: http://www.myspace.com/sherrylouisepeck" title="http://www.myspace.com/sherrylouisepeck" target="_blank"http://www.myspace.com/sherry... , and http://www.myspace.com/lalunabella" title="http://www.myspace.com/lalunabella" target="_blank"http://www.myspace.com/laluna...
TBlog.com: lalunabella82


Phone: 757 362 7887


Mailing address:
USS Carl Vinson
OPS OP
FPO AE 09566-2840

Muther "F"ing "F"ers!

12.29.05 (5:10 pm)   [edit]
So, I am heading back to my barracks room after getting my leave chit signed
(YES! I AM ON LEAVE)and my friend Scotty calls me and I am like WOO HOO!
Cuz he NEVER calls and it turns out its a work related call.
He called to let me know that the housing peeps wanted me to call me roomate and let her know they took her blanket from her bed in our room and are holding it hostage until she turns in her room key because she has an apartment in town and they need the space.
It was MY "F"ing ICP blanket and they took it cuz they thought it was hers.
I was so "F"ing "T"ed off that I went to their office when I got to the base and chewed them out.
I got my blanket back then spent that afternoon, lastnight and pretty much all morning field daying my room and consolidating my stuff so my new roomate, whomever she may be, will have room to put her stuff.
I threw away all the cloths that either don't fit or I don't wear and then gave some stuff away.
I am TOTALLY bumbed out.
My friend Kayla got a notice that she was moving out, so we were gunna ask if SHE could be my new roommate so I wouldn't have to deal with a stranger.
We asked and then MAJICKLY, she doesn't have to move out of her room anymore. Muther "F"ers!
I mean, I am happy she doesn't have to move out of her room, but I was kinda fond of the idea of having her as a roomate!

The Parrot

12.26.05 (5:32 pm)   [edit]

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" 







The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." 





"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" 





"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent thoroughly educated bird." 





"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" 





"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." 





"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't you?" 





"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion." 





The guy looks at the $20000 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that." 





"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20; just make the guy an offer!" 





The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. 





Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted. 





One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, "Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman." 







"What are you talking about?" asks the guy. 







"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie." 







"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?" 







"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over," reported the parrot. 







"NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?" 







"Yes.  Then he continued taking off the nightie! , got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over...." 







Then the frantic guy demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?" 







"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"

Update On ME... An Actual WRITTEN Post! LOL!

12.26.05 (2:20 pm)   [edit]
Update On Me...
Well, I haven't really had time to sit down and write an actual post. It seems like I am rushing in every direction, full speed ahead and still not getting anything done. The Bon Marche card that m yUncle had in WA was somehow switched over to my name and I owe $500 on it. I tried to tell them it wasn't mine but they'd have none of it. I think I am just going to pay it and get it over with. I don't have time for lawyers to figure otu that it isn't my fault the card bill got so big and that the card isnt' mine. My uncle only made one purchase on it at Clinique, for me, and aparently, they have REALLY severe bill nonpayment cahrge fee policy and my uncles $30 purchase on this card 2 years agao, was turned into a $500 card bill.
Looks like I am going to be DIRT poor for the mext couple of omnths. I've got that bill, my old cellphone bill at cingular, magazine subcriptions that I DID sign up for, rando ones I DIDN'T sign up for, my BMG bill, my current cell phone bill, AND I am sending food and supplies to my mothers on every pay check so she can get by. Her disability payment is messed up so she's flat broke.
In the LOVE area, I'm all "F"ed up. The guy I want to be with is inlove with someone else. But, at least she seems nice, caring, sweet, and funny, so I think I can trust for now that she has good intent and that she won't rip his heart out. LOL! I like her, she's very nice to me, and she's beautiful and has a nice body. Seems like he's getting a GREAT package deal out of it. That's more than I can say for myself.
Had he chosen me, he would have gotten a chubby, lethargic, plain Jane with no sense of adventure and a twisted sense of humor. So, in other words, what I am trying to say is, maybe he made the right decision going for her instead of me. It's not like it was easy for him to make the decision, he said it himself that it was very difficult...
Someday, I'll find my soul mate, whether it be him or someoen else, and I will look back on these times and laugh at the Extreme EMO-ness of the whole situation. WAIT! Can it be? I think I feel some laughter fighting its way to the surface... Nope, it was just a sob...

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Rednecks AGAIN?

12.26.05 (5:50 am)   [edit]

 









 


BABY REDNECKS


 


In the back woods of Kentucky, the rednecks wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's yet another one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a hurry to be putting down that lantern. It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor.
The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"


 


Hillbilly Medical Terms

Benign ................ What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria ............... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium ................. What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section ....... A neighborhood in
Rome.
Catscan ................ Searching for the cat.
Cauterize .......... Made eye contact with her.
Colic ............... A sheep dog.
Coma ............... A punctuation mark.
D&C ................ Where
Washington is.
Dilate ............. To live longer than your kids do.
Enema ............. Not a friend.
Fester ............ Quicker than someone else.
Fibula ............ A small lie.
G.I.Series ......... World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail ........... What you hang your coat on.
Impotent ........... Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain .......... Getting hurt at work.
Morbid .............. A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates ............ Cheaper than day rates.
Medical Staff ....... A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Node .................... I knew it.
Outpatient .............. A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear ................ A fatherhood test.
Pelvis ................... Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative ........... A letter carrier.
Recovery Room .... Place to do upholstery.
Secretion ....... Hiding something.
Tablet .......... A small table to change babies on.
Seizure .......... Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
Terminal Illness .... Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor ............... More than one.
Urine ............... Opposite of mine.
Varicose ............ Near by.
Hospital ............ The biggest building in town, other than Ed's feed warehouse.


 


Red Neck E-Bonics


ahz: the things you see with
aig: which come first, the chicken or the aig?
arn: an electrical instrument used to remove wrinkles from clothing.
bawl: what water does at 212 degrees.
bidness: commercial enterprise
bobbycue: a delectable southern sandwich of chopped pork, cole slaw an a fiery sauce.
co-cola: any form/brand of soft drink.
clinics: a tissue
crine: weeping
dawfins: name of the pro football team in
Miami.
daints: a more or less formal event in which members of the opposite sex hold each other and move rhythmically to the sound of music.
dayum: an expletive; in other states, a four-letter word.
doc: a condition caused by an absence of light.
ever: each, as in "She's bin crine ever day since JJ run off".
far: combustion
git: to acquire
goff: a game played with clubs and a little white ball.
hep: a cry for assistance, as in "HEP! There's a far!
hoss: a large, solid-hoofed, herbivorous animal.
lectricity: energy for arns, tvs, an other thangs.
liberry: a building where thousands of literary works are kept.
nekkid: to be unclothed.
ole well: a source of petroleum.
own: opposite of awf (see lectricity).
paypuh: what you write on.
shevuhlay: a General Motors car.
spearmint: something scientists do.
stow: establishment where things are sold.
tar: a round inflatable object which sometimes goes flat.


uhmurkin: someone who lives in the united state of uhmurka.
zackly: precisely


 









Redneck Logic


Two rednecks decided they weren't going anywhere in life, and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first redneck went in to see the counselor, who told him to take Math, History, and Logic.
"What's Logic?" the first redneck asked. The professor answered by saying, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "I sure do." said the first redneck.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!" said the redneck.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazin!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife," continued the professor.
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck is obviously catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right!" exclaimed the redneck. Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!!"
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway, where his friend was still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.
"Math, History, and Logic!" replied the first redneck.
"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.
"No," his friend replied.
"You're QUEER, ain't ya?"


 


Dear Bobby Ray,

I'm writing this letter slow, because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well though, last week I put a load in and pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week, the first time for four days, and the second time for six days.
About that coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Stanley said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Tom locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your Father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother...........
Uncle Charlie fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off valiantly and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ray was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety.
Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love, Mom

P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.


 


Clearance


There were 2 rednecks that lived on opposite sides of the river. One was named Clearance and the other Billy.
They would always threaten to beat the crap out of each other, but said they couldn't because the river was keeping them from getting to each other.
They swore that if there was ever a bridge made that they would go across and fight.
Well a few years went by and they began to build a bridge. When it was done, Billy's wife told him to go fight Clearance since there was a bridge now. So he decided to head that way.
In the middle of the bridge, there was a sign that said "Clearance 11ft 3in.
All of a sudden Billy's wife heard a banging on the door. There was her husband, out of breath.
She asked "Well did you fight him?"
He said "No."
"Well why not?" she asked.
"Because Clearance didn't look eleven feet three inches from across the river."


 


 


 


 


 

You MIGHT Be A REDNECK If... (Caution, some jokes may be repeated since I got them from random sites

12.26.05 (5:36 am)   [edit]

You MIGHT Be A REDNECK If... (Caution, some jokes may be repeated since I got them from random sites)


 


If you have more hair than your dog does.

If your dog has more teeth than you have.

If your child's car seat is strapped down in the bed of your pick-up truck.

The only officer that is pursuing you is a game warden then you might be a redneck.

If your tires on your truck set higher than the actual truck..

If you live in a two story trailer.

The plastic deer in your yard is a target, rather than a decoration.

Your front porch collapses, and kills more than 5 dogs.

Your deer rifle is worth more than the pickup truck you carry it in.

You use bread twisters for ornament hooks on your Christmas tree.

You think "recycle" means to ride your bike again.

You've spent more money at the good will store than at the supermarket.


 


You might be a redneck... if you use your great uncle's underpants for cleaning rags.


 


You might be a redneck... If your Uncle made your car tag.


 









The same pair of boots have been in your family for five generations and they're only twenty years old.

You think the Franklin Mint is a breath freshener.

You think doctorin' involves mamma's sewing kit and a jug.

The strongest smell in your house is butane.

Your dog passes gas and you claim it.

You think paprika is a
Third World country.

None of your shirts cover your stomach.

Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.

You own a homemade fur coat.

The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.

Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".

You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You've ever given rat traps as gifts.

You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.

Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.

You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.


 


 


Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.

You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.

You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.

You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.

You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.

You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.

You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.

You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.

You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.


 









Your birth announcements included the words "rug rat".

Your car alarm eats dog food.

Your car burns more oil than gas.

Your horse can count higher than you.

Your idea of cleaning is throwing everything in the back yard.

Your property has ever been mistaken for a recycling center.

Your TV gets 512 channels, but you go outside to use the bathroom.

You've ever hit a deer with your car... deliberately.

You view duct tape as a long-term investment.

You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.

You've ever lost your wife in a poker game.

You bought a VCR to record Rasslin' while you're at work.

Red Man chewing tobacco sends you a Christmas card.

You've ever stolen a bulldozer.

You made a hot tub with a trolling motor.


 


 









You think country and western are the two kinds of music.

You think cow tipping should be an Olympic sport.

You think paprika is a third-world country.

Dinner may or may not have tire tracks on it.

You own a homemade fur coat.

You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

People think you're having a yard sale....and you're not.

There is a wasp nest in your living room.

You own a waffle house credit card.

You've ever made change in the offering plate.


 


 









You go to the family reunion to pickup women.

Your kid calls you "Uncle Daddy".

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You think a "thesaurus" was a dinosaur.

You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

You think that beef jerky and moon pies are two of the major food groups.

You think the space program is fake and pro wrestling is real.

You think the most popular pick-up line is "Nice tooth!"

Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else.


 


 


You know who built the "other" hemi.

Your car stereo costs more than your car.

Your old car is now considered the main storage unit.

Truckers tell your wife to watch her language.

Your wife uses a photo of Tammy Faye as a makeup application guide.

Your wife has more children than teeth.

Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.

When you walk your dog you both use the same tree.

Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.

Your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife does.

You go to the family reunion to pickup women.


 


You might be a redneck if you wax your eyebrows with duck tape.


 


If your trailer has more miles than your truck.


1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

3. Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.

4. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

5. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

6. You think the Nutcracker is something you do off the high dive.

7. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

8. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

9. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

10. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

11. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

12. Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.

13. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

14. You've bathed with flea and tick soap.

15. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

16. You have used a rag for a gas cap.

17. Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.

18. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

19. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

20. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

21. You have a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

22. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

23. You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

24. Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.

25. You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

26. You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.


 


 

Christmas In West Virginia

12.26.05 (5:26 am)   [edit]






Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the shack not a creature was stirrin', cept the lice on muh back.

The Skoal cans wuz nailed to the screen door with care, with hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were sleepin', all snug in their beds, while visions of tractor pulls danced in their heads.

And Ma in her nightgown all stained with red jello, had just settled down to watch Jay Leno.

When out in the driveway, a loud noise I heard, I opened the winder to check muh T-bird.

I ran to the door, like I's on a mission, but I tripped on some parts from muh granny's transmission.

The moon shone outside, the hound dog wuz barkin', Muh daughter weren't home yet, she wuz still out parkin'.

When what to muh whiskey blind eyes should I see but a Chevy S-10, pulled by eight flyin' sheep.

With a fat nasty driver, so disgustin' and sick I said, "Shoot Fire! That must be St. Nick!

More rapid than X-lax his wooly sheep came, and he belched and he hollered, and he called 'em by name.

Now CLIFFORD! Now VERNON! Now LESTER and ENUS! On FESTUS! On ELMER! On ROSCOE and CLETUS!

From the top of the shack to them there garbage bins, Now Dash Away! Dash Away! Dash Away youins!

I heard a loud sound on the roof of muh shack, pud down muh beer and went fer muh gun rack.

He fell through the roof, plum killed my dog, I swear that ole' Santa looked just like Boss Hog.

He wore a T-shirt, rebel flag on the front, and his jeans were all bloody from that morning's hunt.

A big nekkid lady tattooed on his neck, and he wore black boots that he'd picked up in Iraq.

His eyes, how they glazed from too much Wild Turkey, from the side of his mouth hung a stick of beef jerky.

A scar on his cheek from a fight with the cops, the veins on his face looked ready to pop.

The butt of a Marlboro clung to his lip, he wore a hip pack full of B-B-Q chips.

He had a fat face and a hairy beer belly, I ain't seen one that big since muh ex-wife Shelly.

He was gap-toothed and dumb with an I.Q. of three, and I laughed cause that redneck was smarter than me.

A wink of his eye, a fierce shake of his head, from his hair came a rat that ran under the bed.

He reached in his sack, sipped his gin and tonic, then filled the kid's stockings with Hooked on Phonics.

His toys came from Big Lots and they weren't very nice, but he had lots of them and yuh can't beat the price.

He gave us a tape of them hound dogs that sing Jingle Bells, some Crisco, some Spam, some Oatmeal Cream pies, and a Nascar T-shirt in Double X size.

When the presents were gone and he had no more, he staggered and stumbled right through muh screen door.

He hopped in his truck, to his sheep gave an order, "Hurry up youins! To the Tennessee border!"

And I heard him cry out, with a strong southern drawl, "MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU REDNECKS! MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL... YEE HAWWWW!

 

Black Box Recorder

12.25.05 (6:40 pm)   [edit]







Black Box Recorder
Sunday 12.25.05 [8:00 pm]


The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with U.S. auto makers for the past five years, whe reby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last moments before the crash.

They were not surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"

But the states of
Tennessee, Texas, Arkansas, Louisiana, Alabama and Kentucky were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were, "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."

Um.....

12.25.05 (12:46 pm)   [edit]

All I Want For Christmas Is You


Mariah  Carey

Lyrics: Mariah Carey, Walter Afanasieff
Music: Mariah Carey, Walter Afanasieff
Production, Arrangement: Mariah Carey, Walter Afanasieff

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true...
All I want for Christmas
Is you...

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you...
You baby

I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
Baby all I want for Christmas is you
You...

All the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children's
Laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need -
won't you please bring my baby to me...

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see baby
Standing right outside my door
Oh I just want him for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is
You...

All I want for Christmas is you baby... (repeat)


v

Why JESUS Is Better Than Santa Claus

12.25.05 (2:27 am)   [edit]










Why JESUS is Better Than Santa Claus



Santa lives at the North Pole ...
JESUS is everywhere.



Santa rides in a sleigh ...
JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.



Santa comes but once a year ...
JESUS is an ever present help.



Santa fills your stockings with goodies ...
JESUS supplies all your needs.



Santa comes down your chimney uninvited ...
JESUS stands at your door and knocks, and then enters your
heart when invited.



You have to wait in line to see Santa ...
JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.



Santa lets you sit on his lap ...
JESUS lets you rest in His arms.



Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little
boy (or girl,) what's your name?" ...
JESUS knew our name before we did. Not only does He know our
name, He knows our address too. He knows our history and
future and He even knows how many hairs are on our heads.



Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly ...
JESUS has a heart full of love.



All Santa can offer is HO HO HO ...
JESUS offers health, help and hope.



Santa says "You better not cry" ...
JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I care for you."



Santa's little helpers make toys ...
JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken
homes and builds mansions.



Santa is a "jolly old elf"
JESUS is the King of Kings



Santa may make you chuckle but ...
JESUS gives you joy that is your strength.



While Santa puts gifts under your tree ...
JESUS became our gift and died on a tree.

"Only" - by me 1998

12.23.05 (6:48 pm)   [edit]

"Only" - by me 1998



Only in my dreams
Could I have your love
Only when I slept
Could I feel your passion
So I longed for the night
And I cried myself to sleep
I waited for my dreams to come
When I could see you again
Then, to my surprise
YOu opened your heart
And let me inside
Our love was strengthened
And my passion were set free.

"Eternity To Care (Never To Hold)" By Me

12.23.05 (6:35 pm)   [edit]

"Eternity To Care (Never To Hold)" By Me


This tear upon my cheek


Is one of many I've cried for you


So far, and each day getting farther still


That which is tangible


Is made untouchable


That which is known


Is proved untrue


Three words that once flowed easily from your lips


Are not bitter sweet memories


The question is not how or why?
But when. When was love snatched from our grasp?


What mischief is at hand?


Wh shant turn our backs again


For what is readily grasped in our hearts...


Is greedily torn from our souls


Two star crossed lovers


Eternity to care...


never to hold!


1/3/2000

"Tell Me" - by me

12.23.05 (6:22 pm)   [edit]

"Tell Me" - By Me
Sweet love
When you're near
The sound or you breathing in my ear.
And I love the feel of your arms around me
As you lay there asleep
I look at you and I see
You look so peaceful in your dream world.
What do you dream of my dear?
Do you dream of you and me
Running through the fields
Where daffodils and lavender bloom,
Swaying in the wind?
Do we fall to the ground in each other's arms?
Whispering of our future,
And forgetting our past?
Or do you dream at all?
Is your sleep riddled with blank pages?
Waiting to be written on by the Goddess of dreams?
Or by the fairies with their tiny paintbrushes of thistle?
What do you dream of my love,
In that far away Elysium of your mind?
Do you feast on Ambrosia?
And sip on fine wines ont he Mount of Olympus?
Tell Me.


November 14th, 1999


 

"The Chair" - by me

12.23.05 (6:06 pm)   [edit]

"The Chair" - by me


In the garden,


No bird offers up a cheerful tune


No cricket chirps


Or hops areound my toes.


Instead, the peacock utters its mournful cry,


And I shudder to think


Of what has brought on this desolation!


What has happened here?


And is the worst yet to come?


A single chair stands


In the middle of this destruction


Unharmed by unseen perils,


And the evils of this world.


It is a parodox!


How could anything survive?


And be so pure?


How does something so meek,


Touch the fire and not burn?
How does a tiny ray of light,


Reach what is so far gone?


But alas,


The chair stands in the end;


Offering shelter from Hell on Earth


And promises a chance to start anew


And live forever...


Have you found your chair?


 

Mended

12.23.05 (5:30 pm)   [edit]

"Mended"


In the fiery pits of Hell


Where sorted deamons deadly dwell


Where being cold is being hot


Being without that peace you sought


Where your souls for Satan's keep


Where your souls for passions weep


Where the pain shall not be ended


How you wish your sins were Mended!


 


-By me... I wrote it in the 11th grade

*Hurts Like Hell To Breath*

12.23.05 (10:32 am)   [edit]

I can't breath... It hurts so bad!


There's this other chick.


He LOVES her and has feelings for me.


In the end, he chose her.


She's so beautiful, funny, quirky and nice too.


My heart hurts like hell and I don't know what to do.


Been fighting the tears for an hour or so and here they now come like a river through a broken damn...



DAMN! It hurts so much...


But at least we have our friendship back from High School, right?
*It Hurts Like Hell To Breath*

Life

12.23.05 (8:54 am)   [edit]
This Sucks...

To ISDED. Poem I Wrote To You In High School But Never Gave You!

12.23.05 (7:01 am)   [edit]
"Sunset On A Beach"

 

I sit and watch the waves roll in

They bring with them a gentle breeze

I sometimes wish I were the foam

That floats with the ebb and flow of the sea

Gone would be the heartbreak

Away would flow my sorrow

Never again to be haunted by my memories

Wouldn't need to own or borrow

No need to cry anymore

 

But how could I live life

Only living for tomorrow

Son wanton without a care

Gone also the excitement that calls to my heart

Away would the savage wind take me

Never to rest upon one shore

How would life be if I lived as foam

On the crest of a wave and nothing more

Never would I taste toes lips of your

 

How could I dream to live

Without the love I hope to find in you

What would I ever gain in life

Were I nothing but the foam between you toes

As you walk so fore-lorn upon the shore

And not give love another chance

To let us try to begin anew

Instead, my I have this dance

Oh maybe this pain will go away

 

With your arms around me

This music solely in our minds

The sun setting on my anguish

With our hearts beating so wildly

We smile as if we share a private joke

Our eyes speaking in words we struggle to say

As we cling to each other

I wouldn't have it any other way

Please stay here by my side

CHILLS!

12.22.05 (6:37 pm)   [edit]

This will put a lump in you throat

I'D LIKE THIS BACK IF IT APPLIES

A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet.

She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly
perfect. No chance here for mistakes.

Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6
blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door.

She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muste! r. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter.
That did it!

"And what do you want?" the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages," he said without waiting for a reply to his question.

"Well, I want to talk to you about my brother," Tess answered back in the same annoyed tone. "He's really, really sick... and I want to buy a miracle."

" I beg your pardon?" said the pharmacist.

" His name is Andrew and he has something bad growing inside his head and my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now. So how much does a miracle cost?"

"We don't sell miracles here, little girl. I'm sorry but I can't help you," the pharmacist said, softening a little.

"Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I will get the rest. Just tell me how much it costs."

The pharmacist's brother was a well dressed man. He stooped down and asked the little girl, "What kind of a miracle
does your brother need?"

" I don't know," Tess replied with her eyes welling up. I just! know he's really sick and Mommy says he needs an operation. But my Daddy can't pay for it, so I want to use my money."

" How much do you have?" asked the man from Chicago.

"One dollar and eleven cents," Tess answered barely audibly.

"And it's all the money I have, but I can get some more if I need to."

"Well, what a coincidence," smiled the man. "A dollar and eleven cents---the exact price of a miracle for little brothers. "

He took her money in one hand and with the other hand he grasped her mitten and said "Take me to where you live. I want to see your brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the miracle you need."

That well dressed man was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon, specializing in neuro-surgery. The operation was completed free of charge and it wasn't long until Andrew was home again and doing well.

Mom and Dad were happily talking about the chain of events that had led! them to this place.

That surgery," her Mom whispered. "was a r eal miracle. I wonder how much it would have cost?"

Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a miracle cost...one dollar and eleven cents .... plus the faith of a little child..

In our lives, we never know how many miracles we will need..

A miracle is not the suspension of natural law, but the operation of a higher law.. I know you'll keep the ball moving!


Here it goes. Throw it back to someone who means something to you!

A ball is a circle, no beginning, no end. It keeps us together like our Circle of Friends. But the treasure inside for
you to see is the treasure of friendship you've granted to me.

Today I pass the friendship ball to you.

Pass it on to someone who is a friend to you.
MY OATH TO YOU...
When you are sad.....I will dry your tears.
When you are scared.....I will comfort your fears.
When you ! are worried.....I will give you hope.
When you are confused.....I will help you cope.
And when you are lost....And can't see the light, I shall be your beacon.....Shining ever so bright.
This is my oath.....I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?.....Because you're my friend.


Signed: GOD
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